((You do not want to know how this conversation started))
Itanya: I suppose that could be consider “kissing” but its a bit over the top for me
I mean Then and Des are affectionate. they touch a lot… (I’ve always that the pallys probably hump like rabid rabbits, considering they do little more than smile at each other in public. Hell, maybe Dorri willl get a public snog when they kill Maygos for the first time….))
Lewis: Given their personalities, I’ve always figured Dorri and Kel could release a best-selling sex tape if a gnome ever put a camera in their room
It would be…athletic
Itanya: /cackle
Lewis: And loud.
Lots of growling.
Itanya: Oh god. do not want to explain to my boss why I am cackling
Lewis: And bruises.
And overturned furniture.
Itanya: You are a bad bad man
Lewis: They’re both young, attractive, homicidal maniacs.
They’re not going to have gauzy-focused blowing-curtain Lifetime sex.
Living underneath those two would probably sound like living under a karate dojo.
Itanya: According to Kel, Dorri is just irritable.
Lewis: WELL MAYBE HE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT WINK WINK
Itanya: I hate you
Lewis: You do not
You wuv me
Karate dojo. Lots of “HIIIIYAAA!!” bump thump crash thud
Kel and Dorri probably give new meaning to the term “slash”
Yeah. They, uh, need to give me more to do in the afternoons sometimes. BRB filing status reports.
Lewis: Look, it’s not my fault that every time I think of Kel and Dorri romance, the soundtrack features Pantera, OK?
You know, this falls right in line with my work…
o.O
You know.. I am not sure what about this disturbs me most.
1) I have come to expect this from Lewis
2) he nearly always mentions Kel and Dorri + sex
3) The fact that he used Lifetime as an adjective (and had a good definition for it)
4) Or the fact that I giggled the entire time.
Deb, I am just going to have to quit gifting you with my incredible wit and wisdom if you’re only going to mock me so. Why you drinkin’ the Haterade, yo?
WUT?
I should have chatlogged the conversation last night while in Utgarde Keep. Let us just say that Ghaar probably wanted to be somewhere else.
And, acording to Bika, Dorri cann not ICly wear this piece of loot.
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=39403
…
*snickersnort*
I’m in ur blog
leavin a ohai2U