So, for the past two weeks we have done the weekly raid on the 25 man. And both weeks we have wiped. The first time was enough to cause the Panzercow to write a cautionary tale about our experience.
Last week, we valiantly walked into Noth with only one decurser (yours truly) paying attention. The wipe was rather spectacular.
We have our own forum thread about the Anvil’s excellent ability to wipe on old content. Some of my raiders are now planning how we wipe on more bosses. And all of that inspired me to write this!
Patchwerk is bigger
He’s bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that you will go to
The hand over my eyes
Oh no, I’ve seen too much
you set it up
(chorus)
That’s me in the corner
That’s me sitting at my desk,
Covering my eyes
Wondering why am I here
And I don’t know why you do it
Oh no, I’ve seen too much
You set it up
As we wiped, I heard you laughing
As we wiped, I heard you sing
As we wiped I think I saw you die
Every moment
the raid is take damage I’m
staring at my raid frames
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no, I’ve seen too much
you set it up
Consider this
Consider this
The wipe of the century
Consider this
The wipe that brought me
To cry on vent failed
What if all these fantasies
Come falling around
Now I’ve seen too much
As we wiped, I heard you laughing
As we wiped, I heard you sing
As we wiped I think I saw you die
But that was just a dream
Wish this was just a dream
Are we durp enough? *Are we?*
I, good lady, say that we are. We are *exactly* durp enough to wipe on Patchwerk this week. It’s going to be amazing, mark my words.
AMAZING.
“By all that is good, I BID YOU DERP, MEN OF THE WEST!”