((You do not want to know how this conversation started))
Itanya: I suppose that could be consider “kissing” but its a bit over the top for me
Lewis: Given their personalities, I’ve always figured Dorri and Kel could release a best-selling sex tape if a gnome ever put a camera in their room
Lewis: And loud.
Itanya: Oh god. do not want to explain to my boss why I am cackling
Lewis: And bruises.
Itanya: You are a bad bad man
Lewis: They’re both young, attractive, homicidal maniacs.
Itanya: According to Kel, Dorri is just irritable.
Lewis: WELL MAYBE HE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT WINK WINK
Itanya: I hate you
Lewis: You do not