New Raid Analysis Tool

Created by Feathermoon’s own Father Bregdark

Why did we wipe?

What did you just call me?

One of the Anvil’s sturdy tanks, Linedan, wrote about the raid’s surprising success last week.  4 new boss kills and a full friday compliment.

However, he also called me gracious and charming…

 

DUDE!  Cut down on the burnwine!

Guest Post by Verdus

Cooking with Pill!

Today on “Cooking with Pill!”, we’ll introduce you to the fundamental recipe used by Pills everywhere. While relatively simple, it leaves a great deal of room for experimentation and personalization depending on the whim of the moment.

Roasted Noob

Ingredients:
4,000 – 4,500 mana
3 maniacal cackles
1-2 cups mocking insults
1 annoying tosser

Directions:
1) Pre-heat mana to 35,000 degrees.
2) Apply Frost Nova to affix subject to preparation surface to prevent squirming.
3) Cackle maniacally.
4) Tenderize with Arcane Missiles for 4-5 seconds.
5) Sear with Fire Blast to seal in juices
6) Cook first side with Flamestrike.
7) Cackle maniacally.
8 ) Flip subject with Arcane Explosion.
9) Cook other side with Flamestrike.
10) Cackle maniacally.
11) Season with mockery to taste.

Serve immediately. Feeds 200-300 lovable maggots.

You saw nothing

THe Anvil still has a Pill.

Blarg

I’ve had a lot of time to debate this, but I think it is time. I sent Malkavet my resignation from the Anvil last night.

I’ve been fighting it for weeks, trying to struggle and find reasons to stay, but eventually it came down to the fact that by staying I felt I was supporting something I no longer believed in.

Don’t get me wrong, I still believe in the Anvil Core Values. What I don’t believe is that all the members of the officer core are following them. And that is why I’ve resigned.

Why do I do this to myself?

I always lecture other people. “Do what you want” or “Learn to say no.”

Of course, it might be good if I learned to practice this myself.

Instead I spent an evening healing a 10 man raid, which is the last thing I wanted to do after a miserable day at work. Healing is NOT relaxing. Right now raiding is only mildly relaxing and increasingly frustrating for me since I know I’m going to have to make more changes to how I play to keep even slightly competitive.

Sometimes I really envy people who find making changes in their playstyle easy. Most of the time, I just want to light them on fire.

Bada writes me a blog post (aka, I’m a slacker)

MURP MURP MURP
MY NAME IS TEH PILLSIE
I PUT ICE CREAM ON MY HEAD
MURP MURP MURP

Abstract Sculpture

The 10 man went after Hodir and Thorim last night. We tend to go in with a basic idea of how the boss works, but we were a little sketchy on the trash.

Before we quite figured out how to tell if certain snow mounds were full of worms. We tried a variety of methods. This was Fyriat’s.

Always read the Manual!

Pill: Humph. Fyriat isn’t buying my /halo. This halo you lent me is defective.

Davien: Hrm. Are you sure you’re wearing it correctly?
Bending it in half and making it look like horns is usually ineffective.

Pill: …. Oh
No one tells me these things

Davien: Yeah, see, that never works.
RTFM, PILL

Pill: BAH! I used that to light Ghaar on fire.

Joys of noblegarden

Dorri and Kel completed their noblegarden questing last night.  Not much to say about it, except they did attempt to break the ferret in their usual way.

Stopping off in Un’goro crater for some pictures.

To the Bunny Mobile!